New Britannian State of the Realm




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  1. OmeOme

    The sheet music idea is great. I like the idea of adding stuff that
    can contribute to activity’s outside the game. I also think it would
    be neat to have real cooking recipes attached to in game
    recipes. For instance, I’ve heard rustic dragon
    has some bread recipes. I love to hear that other people in households
    who aren’t involved with the game are also enjoying the music.

    1. Rustic DragonRustic Dragon Post author

      Thou request instructions for bread in New Britannia? Thou know not what thou ask! Yet…if thou art willing to risk the dangers, I will share with thee the secrets of the dark arts…

      First, under unbroken darkness of a New Moon, measure three parts flour to one part warm milk. To the flour, add finger’s grasp of salt and a fist full of sugar. To the warm milk, melt in two finger widths of butter.

      Combine all of the ingredients until a dough is formed, amending with additional flour or water as necessary. Work the dough on a Magic Sigil inscribed obsidian surface for one quarter hour. Once consistency of cold flesh is achieved, place it in an oiled vessel.

      Leave the creation unattended for no less than two hours, absorbing the dark light of the New Moon and drawing dark energy from the Magic Sigil. After two hours, return to the vessel and beat back the life that is beginning to form to keep it contained inside. Let it absorb the ether for another hour.

      After the creation has absorbed enough ether that thou canst not enter the vicinity without raising thine neck hairs, it is ready for the fire. Bake the creature in an oven at low fire (approximately 350 of these “earth fair-ren-height degrees”) for three quarters of an hour.

      If all has gone well, the dark energies of Novia should have turned thine unleavened loaf into the living flesh of a Bread Slug! Take heed, novitiate baker, to purge thy domicile of all remnants of this cursed creature before turning in for the night for any undigested crumbs will spawn into new Slugs which seek out sleeping citizens in their beds…


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